guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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(Source: guy)

(Source: tyutan)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche)